El Crosno and his faithful Dachshund, Charma, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both are soon asleep.
Some hours later, Charma wakes his friend “Hey, Crosno, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Crosno replies, “I see millions of stars, my friend.”
“What does that tell you?” asks Charma.
Crosno, having been raised by an electrical engineer and an English school teacher, ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
“Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
“What does it tell you, Charma?”
Charma is silent for a moment and then says, “Crosno, you pendejo it means somebody stole our tent!